唱片: Infernal Legions Of Mordor: Look At Specail Lil You This Is Your One Of One Infernal Legions Of Mordor Discography Boxed Set 💿
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- 发行日期：:
- CopyWrong
- 专辑类型:
- 汇编
- 类型:
- 摇滚音乐 | 非音乐
- 风格:
- Noisecore
- 艺人:
- Infernal Legions Of Mordor
- 制作组:
- Caleb Lewis [3] [Performer] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Arranged By [Arrangements]] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Drum Machine] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Drum Programming] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Performer] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Recorded By] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Sampler] | Die Fort Thy Engineer Ov Khaos [Synth] | Donovan Ford [Recorded By] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Arranged By] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Bass [Some Of The Time]] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Drum Programming] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Lead Vocals] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Performer [Sword]] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Performer] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Vocals [Vocal Incantations]] | Infernal Commander, Lord Würm [Vocals] | Izeth Ov Thee Woods [Performer] | Izeth Ov Thee Woods [Photography] | Jake Garlick [Recorded By] | Matt Perrin [2] [Performer] | Nick Gramsas [Recorded By] | Parker Lawson [Performer] | Rhys Johnson [Bass] | Rhys Johnson [Performer] | Scoob [18] [Photography] | Texas Mike [Songwriter] | Texas Mike [Vocals [Additional]] | W.R.M. [Layout] | W.R.M. [Words By] | Will Mecca [Liner Notes] | Zachariah Walker [Engineer]
- 曲目列表:
- 69 Tales Of Middle Earth CS
A1. The Electricity In The Air Before A Good Siege
A2. Larping At The Blind Guardian Concert
A3. Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh
A4. Gollum Was A Crack Baby
A5. The Witch That Lives In The Trees
A6. The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
A7. Crowdfunding To Buy Myself Chainmail
A8. Drawn And Quartered Varg Finally Dies
A9. Going For A Hike And Finding A Black Metal Promo Shoot
A10. Cursed Dagger Of Lee-Hon-Tuc
A11. My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
A12. Thine Torch Igniting The Ceremonial Fireworks
A13. M'Lord Is Medieval For Daddy
A14. I Got Roasted By A Guy Wearing A Fedora At A Ren Fair
A15. Masturbating To The Elves In Skyrim
A16. Smallsword // Smallerdick
A17. Lack Of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You A Viking
A18. Stabbing The Winner Of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G.
A19. Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon
A20. Sexual Fantasy Involving An Orc And A Dwarf
A21. Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard
A22. Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard
A23. Ishan Before He Thought He Was In Dream Theater
A24. Mayhem: A Career Made On Two Corpses
A25. Bigsword //Mircoscopicpenis
A26. That Feel When Good Siege
A27. I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was In Troll
A28. Using Black Magic To Get Myself A Date
A29. Leading The Charge
A30. Into The Mines Of Moria
A31. I Live In A Hut In The Woods With Ildjarn
A32. I Can't Wait For The Lords Of Noisecore To Put A Hit Out On Me
A33. Using Flash During A Black Metal Show To Ruin The Ambiance
A34. Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds
A35. I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is
A36. You Smell Like An MMO Player
A37. It's Not Caps Lock, IT'S KVLT LOCK, DIPSHIT!!!
A38. I Was Born In The Wrong Time, I Want To Lead A Crusade
A39. Leading A Medieval Campain To 711 For Mountain Dew
A40. Beating Up Nerds Outside Of A Kamelot Concert
A41. Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music
A42. Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
A43. Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
A44. Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
A45. Ildjarn Is A School Teacher
A46. Mortiis Looks Like A Digimon
A47. Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
A48. The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where To Score PCP
A49. This Rock In The Forest Looks Like A Member Of A Boston Punk Band
A50. Chainmail Protects Me From Blades, But Not Your Insults
A51. Bringing A Sword To A Punk Show To Scare Poseurs
A52. Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet
A53. Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte
A54. Forgotten Forest Path Leading To A Meth Lab
A55. Spell Book Containing A Couple Of Spells
A56. Satan Is M'Lord
A57. Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels At The Iced Earth Concert
A58. Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band
A59. Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
A60. My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
61. The Power Of The Full Moon Charging My Boner
A62. My Huge, Heathen, Maypole
A63. I Am A Wizard And My Magic Is Meth
A64. I Work At Medieval Times To Get Drunk On Mead
A65. Peasants Who Think Burzum Is Good
A66. Nobles That Know Ildjarn Is Truth
A67. Going From Punk To Pissing Cave Dweller
A68. True Crime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
A69. Faust From Emperor Is Free To Kill Again
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator Single
A70. That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator
45 Songs Of Friendship EP
A71. Intro (Into The Pantheon Of Friendship)
A72. My Friend Nick Is The Textbook Definition Gentile Giant And Is A Very Good Boy
A73. Joseph Is A Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music
A74. My Friend Ryan, Beat Me For An Art Scholarship, Because He's A Better Artist Than Me
A75. My Friend Libby, The Motorcycle Mom To All The Young Punks
A76. Danny From Austin Who Told Me I'm His P. White To His Billy Quizboy
A77. Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like The Mace On My Arm
A78. My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal And Is Going To Beauty School
A79. My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop In A Town Called Cumming
A80. My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks
A81. Texas Mike, Who Doesn't Live In Texas, But Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me
A82. I Have A Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal And People Call Him Piss
A83. My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art And Screams A Lot
A84. My Friend Alican Who Is The Smartest Idiot I Know
A85. My Friend Emma, Who Is Going To Make A Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels
A86. My Friend Lauren, A Smolbean Who Shreds The Bass
A87. My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good And Very Calmly
A88. Reese, Or Ross, Who Plays Scape And Fronts A Death Metal Band
A89. My Friend Donovan Is A Gear Encyclopedia And A Very Good Boy
A90. My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen
A91. Dunny, The Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome
A92. My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny
A93. Slade, A Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
A94. Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
A95. Allin Who Left America To Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music
A96. My Friend Derik Is A Hobbit And A Good Boy
A97. My Friend Larry, A Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner
A98. My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be
A99. My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good
A100. My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan And Gabe Are All Very Nice And Have A Great Band Named Warm Bodies
A101. My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin And Has A Really Good Band Named Bib
A102. Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music But Has A Heart Of Gold
A103. Uncle Rob, Who Is An Absolute Treasure
A104. I Have A Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, But Ate At A Texas In N Out
A105. My Friend Caroline Is The Reason I'm In This Stupid Shit And Alive
A106. Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good And He Can Skate
A107. Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies And Plays Drums Very Well
A108. My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss But I'm Hoping Is Doing Well In Seattle
A109. My Friend Savannah Has A Cool Job Working For People Who Book Cool Shows
A110. My Friend Jackson "Burnout" Boyd And I Once Went On A Goregrind Date
A111. Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is A Hurricane And A Good Boy
A112. My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down A Lot Despite How Talented They Are
A113. My Friend Carroll, The Lone Cowpunk And A Good Fishing Guide
A114. My Friend Sam Claims She's Very Jarring But Is A Very Nice Person
A115. Outro (The Gates Of Friendship)
Thieves Of Sunshine EP
A116. Thieves Of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers Of The Night)
A117. Suicide Involving A Noose Made Of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands To Head And Yelling How FUCKING MAD I AM
A118. Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast NSBM Nightcore Covers While Spanking It To Hentai
Rotten, Stinking, Cannibalistic, Gorenoise EP
A119. How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-off Art For My Gorenoise Ep?
A120. Andre Chicatilo Was A Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim's Genitals
A121. Alferd Packer Is Having A Schpadoinkle Day In Hell For Eating 5 Of His Companions In The Mountains
A122. I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque In Texas, Especially When Its Made Out Of People
A123. Trying To Make Zombie Sex Slaves By Drilling Into Their Brains
A124. Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me To Eat My Friend's Brain, It Wasn't As Good As They Said It Would
East Bound And Down To Hell: The Words Of The Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1
A125. William, I Have But One Setting And It Is Go
A126. I'm Going To Dig Up John Lennon's Abuser Corpse And Show It The Abuse It Deserves
A127. Bring John Lennon Back To Life So I Can Kill Him Again
A128. What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds Of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
A129. Yesterday When I Was In The Shower, I Cupped My Hands, And Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces Of My Own Pee
A130. I Looked At It, Felt Its Warmth, And Then Unclasped My Hands As I Watch The Golden Liquid Flow Down The Drain
A131. I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
A132. Gold Is The Colour Of Gold But Also "Pee Pee"
A133. Six Dudes Hanging Around A Car With The Hood Up... Ain't Nothin' Better
A134. Ah... A Nice Glass Of Piss
A135. Aw, Pikachu Shat On The Carpet Again!
A136. Can't Wait For The Future And Mail Order Lsd
A137. Need To Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested In Purchasing An Old Wall In China Hmu
A138. Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-brand Battery Reviews
A139. Sorry Tim Heidecker But It's Time For The Real King Of Comedy To Take Back The Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
A140. Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped In A Restaurants Kitchen While A Grease Fire Burns Out Of Control
A141. Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
A142. 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted By Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
A143. Drawing Dicks In The UPS Signature Field
A144. I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents In A Fight
A145. Petition: Replace The Faces Of Those Guys On Mt Rushmore With The Freebird Lyrics
A146. I Smoked The Government Weed And I Can't Sleep, I Can't Stop Thinking About Mars!
A147. 100 Likes And I Will Get A Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
A148. A Video Game Where You Play As Steve Buscemi
A149. Taco Bell Sponsorship
A150. Larry David Sex Tape
A151. Crucified Skinhead But It's Gumby
A152. Mark Zuckerberg Has A Controlling Share In Youth Attack Records
A153. Who Up I Got A Box Of Dr Pepper
A154. Had A Dream I Met An NFL Player And I Begged Him To Kill Me
A155. I Miss Texas And I Miss Sweet Tea
A156. Adam Sandler But With A British Accent
A157. Spiderman's Balls
A158. Cowboy God Has Made A Decision... Pineapple Must Remain On Pizza
A159. Take It Easy By The Eagles
A160. Repent You Sinners And Become COWBOY
A161. God Is Returning In Half Of An Hour... Cowboy God
A162. I'd Like To Have A Cage Match With Alton Brown
A163. Double Click Here To See Magic
A164. Just Walked Up To Cale Weir In Public, He Was High And Listening To Tiger Army
A165. Ask Me About Burst Pipes
A166. Mass Sterilization Caused By Poopoo And Peepee
A167. My Idea Of Heaven Would Be Listening To Country And Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
A168. Subway Sandwiches Buffet
A169. A Pizza Place Run By Skinheads
A170. I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass (I'm Lifting Weights As I Post This)
A171. Martial Artists Breaking Planks But The Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
A172. A Cap With A Hole For People To Show Off Their Bald Spots
A173. All Bald People Are Skinheads
A174. I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
A175. A Vegetable Called Jetpack
A176. Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
A177. Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around A Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
A178. I Need To Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream Of Owning And Operating A Chain Of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
A179. Pumping Iron To The Sopranos Theme Song
A180. I Am Hungover And I Am Fucking Manic
A181. Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening And Eating Three Cans Of Cold Staggs Chili In The Store
A182. If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
A183. Last Night God Came To Me In The Form Of Liam And He Said "Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out"
A184. Tom Cruise Is The Shadow President And A Member Of The Deep State
A185. Welcome To My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn And New Video Game Releases
A186. "Cro Mags Full Album" Tatted Across My Stomach A La "Thug Life"
A187. Nike Sneakers In Camo Making Me Really Horny
A188. Woke Up With The Fresh Smell Of A Hoagie Near By And A Morning Has Never Been So Complete For Me
A189. I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish And Shit In An Outhouse
A190. Gonna Open Up An Eyebrow Place Called "The Big Lebrowski"
A191. Who Else Is Soaked And Sitting In A Leather Chair At Work
A192. 9/11 Truther In The Streets, Infowarrior In The Sheets
A193. Bust Three Nuts Today: Two For The Towers, One For The Pentagon
Incel Exterminator
A194. This Divine Blade Gifted To Me From The Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity At All Costs
A195. That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator
A196. The Harsh Stench Of Mountain Dew On The Incel's Breath
A197. I Can't Wait For Jerkbooth To Make Fun Of Me Again
A198. Billy From Omaha Is A Very Good Boy
A199. Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any Of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands
A200. I Had To Find A Virgin To Sacrifice, So At The Stroke Of Midnight I Raided The Local Gamestop
A201. I Don't Know If This Morning's Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals
A202. Spay Or Neuter Your Retro-thrasher Today
A203. Dream Theater Concert, Aka Incel Pride 2018
A204. Twister Is The Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You're Fucking Stupid
A205. Brogaze Played By The Chillest Of Brogazers
A206. That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means A Chill Ass Bro
A207. Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You're Just An Incel
A208. Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied To Me.
A209. The Deep And Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
A210. Only The Trvest Of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons In Their Mom's Garage
A211. I'm Just An Ugly Homo (Who Plays In A Noisecore Band)
A212. Glen Benton Pussied Out Of Killing Himself
A213. I'd Rather Listen To Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
A214. Using Arcane Necromancy To Revive Cliff Burton To Finally Solve The Lars Problem
A215. The Hardest Part Of Being A Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I'm A Gay Goblin
A216. Antichrist Kramer Is Going To Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
A217. I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
A218. My Friend Bald Larry Plays D&D, Listens To Power Metal And Still Goes On More Dates Than Me
A219. My First Band, FxCxPx, Was An Abomination Before God And A Failure
A220. The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off And Made Me A Eunuch
A221. Magic The Gathering Of The Juggalos
A222. Satan Is M’Lord II: Daddy Krampus
A223. I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was On Heroin
A224. I Will Die Upon The True Altars Of Madness, Cici's Pizza, As My Body Dissolves From The Grease
A225. Chanting "Make Him Cum" During The Witching Hour Only Summoned A Cop To Issue Us A Noise Complaint
A226. Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt To Attract All The Prog Babes
A227. Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats The Joke
Unreleased Tracks From A Failed Tape
A228. I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now
A229. If I Wanted To Watch Some Dude Jerk It For 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead Of Going To The Skronk Show
A230. I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up
A231. Cleric Got Sponsored By Hair Care Products
A232. Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson In It
A233. Flat Earth Guy Is The True Hero Of North Texas
A234. Creeping Death Will Never Be A Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura
A235. Burning An Anal Cunt Tape Upon The Altar Of Homosexuality As An Offering To The Lords Of Noisecore
A236. Infernal Legions Of Mordor Is CANCELLED!!!
One Dead Hobbit
A237. Dead Hobbit 1
A238. Dead Hobbit 2
A239. Dead Hobbit 3
A240. Dead Hobbit 4
A241. Dead Hobbit 5
A242. Dead Hobbit 6
A243. Dead Hobbit 7
A244. Dead Hobbit 8
A245. Dead Hobbit 9
A246. Message From Mayor Joose Banks 1
A247. Dead Hobbit 10
A248. Dead Hobbit 11
A249. Dead Hobbit 12
A250. Dead Hobbit 13
A251. Dead Hobbit 14
A252. Dead Hobbit 15
A253. Dead Hobbit 16
A255. Message From Mayor Joose Banks 2
Just Another Day Of My Meat Coffin Rotting On This Punishment Orb
A256. Just Another Day Of My Meat Coffin Rotting On This Punishment Orb
Defenders Of The Basement
A257. 6669 Songs About How I Wanna Fight James Labrie
Big Iron (Marty Robbins Cover)
A258. Big Iron (Marty Robbins Cover)
Two Years Of Darkness And Depravity
A259. Lodged In The Throat, Disintegrated, Regurgitated
A260. The Daylight Really Makes You Notice The Blood & Feces
Exiled From The Kingdom: Isolated For The Good Of The Land
A261. Introduction: Will It Scrobble?
A262. Charles Fucking Knowles
A263. Skronk Sucks
A264. I'm Essential
A265. Playing A Wrathful God In Sims 4
A266. Essential Run To The Grocery Store For The New Flavor Of Mountain Dew
A267. We're All Shitposters Now
A268. Shooting Artsy Nudes On Cinestill 800 Because You're A Fucking Dumb Ass
A269. We Totally Won The Battle Set With Two Knights
A270. Too Punk For The Noise Crowd, Too Noise For The Punks
A271. From Top Fan To Band Member; The Rhys Johnson Story
A272. Simon
A273. Crankin' Hog
A274. Using Longmont Potion Castle Threats On Telemarketers
A275. April 2020, Far From The Vibe We Thought 4/20 Would Be
A276. You Do Not Need An AR-15 You Dumb Sack Of Fuck
A277. Beefy Five Layer Burrito, No Beans, Grilled, Add Nacho Fries
A278. Hey Fuck You, Fuck You Rei Clone
A279. Cici's Delivers Now
A280. Tom Nook Is The Only Good Capitalist
A281. Comin' On Down There With My Bull Whip And Goin' Wha-pah!!
A282. Morbid Angel And Bolt Thrower Are Fucking Boring
A283. I May Be Ugly, But I Own A Carved Cross Demo You Fucking Peasant
A284. Remember When We Were A Meme Page?
A285. Imran Being Late
A286. Busting A Depression Nut Just To Feel Something
A287. Why, Yes, I Do Have Plenty Of Shit-Tickets
A288. Being A Sword Guy Is A Personality Right?
A289. Where Is Texas Mike Now When We Need Him The Most???
A290. Shaving Your Head Is A Side Effect Of COVID-19
A291. The Band Called Upsetting. That's The Joke.
A292. One Of The Owners Of Freaks & Geeks Made An Infernal Legions Of Mordor Shirt In Animal Crossing
A293. Yeah, I Watch Anime, But I'm Not A Fucking Weeb Like Rei Clone
A294. Simon II: Simon Liked Your Post
A295. Amos From Tenement Likes Raising Caine's & Aerosmith
A296. Give Me Back Recycled! You Can Have Lsa! Just Give Me Back Recycled!!!
A297. We're A Hot, Discogs Flipping Commodity Now
A298. A Joke About The Dog Episode Of Fullmetal Alchemist
A299. A Rei Clone Sucks Joke
A300. A Song About How The Oil Spill EP Slaps And How Rei Clone Still Sucks
A301. I Survived The Days Of Egg Punk For This???
A302. Unbelievably Unhorny
A303. Jazz Fusion Assbeaters By The Band Called King Crimson
A304. Broke Panic Buying; Toilet Paper. Woke Panic Buying; A Pound Of Carne Asada
A305. Finally Learning Magik To Curse Charles Fucking Knowles
A306. Idk What My Favorite Denton Cryptid Is; Miles From Two Knights Or Honorable Mayor, Joose Banks
A307. Name Your First Release Something Other Than Demo You Dumb Ass
A308. Gimme Yer Teeth
A309. Simon III: When Will He Post His July 4th Pics?
A310. Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living
A311. I Was A Teenage American Picker
A312. Heaven En Esparta
A313. Brainbombs Nightcore
A314. I'm Quarantined So I Don't Nuke Rei Clone's Ass
A315. Veteran Of The Shit-Ticket Wars
A316. One Million Dead Oogles (Snob Cover)
A317. Cowboy Night
A318. Lawful Cannibalism
A319. Eating The Rich Is Vegan
A320. 1984 Jeep Honcho
A321. Revoking Top Fan Badges Of Fucking Losers On The Infernal Legions Facebook
A322. I Must Shit, But I Have No Ass
A323. Some Might Say I Have Too Much Ass
A324. April April Its Fucking April
A325. I Just Lost The Game
A326. Ihsahn Wearing A Turtleneck Sweater
A327. We Are The Premiere Gorenoise Band From Denton
A328. Why Should I Get Bummed That People Who Enjoy 100 Gecs Don't Like Me, They've Shown Their Lack Of Taste
A329. Hey, You Missed Our Set
Foul Sounds Of The Wretched Night: Live 2-29-20
A330. Introduction: A Warm And Erect Genitalia
A331. Aggressive Rock
A332. I'm Really Glad Seth Putnam Is Dead
A333. Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
A334. Cranking Hog In Rhythm With Fragile By Yes
A335. Oh Good God He's In A Floyd Hole!!!!
A336. Out Of The Depths Of The Toilet
A337. Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser
A338. Razorbumps Played Coachella, Thats The Joke / Outro
CBN / Infernal Legions Of Mordor Split
B1. Introduction; The Calm And Ethereal Morning. The Time Before The Carnage
B2. The First Arrow Flies At The Crack Of Dawn
B3. The Coppery Taste Of Blood After The First Kill
B4. Blade Plunged Deep Into Yielding Flesh
B5. 666 Dead Cultists
B6. Pile Of Dead Bodies Arranged In A Blasphemous Manner
B7. Sacrifice Under The Perfectly Aligned Stars
B8. A Siege Lasting 6 Days And 9 Hours
B9. Standing Atop A Pile Of My Dead Enemies
B10. Blade Forged Specifically To Kill
B11. Gutting The Foul Orc Who Killed My Brother
B12. A Cave Full Of Kobolds
B13. Another Cave To Forge Potions Within
B14. Malevolent Floating Skeleton
B15. Ancient Evil Rising From Its Crypt
B16. A Coven Of Witches Harvesting Vampyric Fluids
B17. What Do You Have To Barter With?
B18. Little Gremlin That Is Hard To Keep Track Of
B19. Cursed By The Shining Wizard
B20. A Dark Night To Perform Arcane Sorcery Under
B21. Sounds Of Their Screams Mingled With The Burning Of The Land
B22. Kingdom Uprooted From Its Home
B23. Under A Malediction Of An Ancient Warlock
B24. Crazed, Bloodthirsty Troll Rises Above The Hill
B25. Death Will Come To All The False
B26. Effigy Made From Human Sacrifices
B27. A River Of Blood Runs Free
B28. Final Spell Cast As The Evil Wizard Is Slain
B29. Recharging My Crystals
B30. Under The Highest Arc Of The Eclipse The Sacrifice Begins
B31. Mating Call Of The Blood Orc
B32. Ode To The Fallen Warrior
B33. Rusty Blade Found In The Bottom Of A Lake
B34. Beheading The Tyrant King
B35. Intermission: Counting The Dead Before The Second Wave Surges
B36. A Cloak Made From The Scalps Of Those Whose Lives My Blade Extinguished
B37. Severed Head Babbling The Final Incantations
B38. The Hill I Will Die Upon
B39. As The Fog Lifts, I See The Unholy Hordes Advancing
B40. Teleported To The Land Of The Dead
B41. Hovering Lifeless, The Corpse Speaks In The Language Of The Old Ones
B42. Entering The Husk Of The Giant To Consume It's Heart
B43. Legions Of The Night
B44. Magik Cloak Concealing The Sacrificial Dagger
B45. 13 Black Candles Arranged In An Array
B46. Blood Alchemy
B47. Ritual Committed At The Top Of A Mountain
B48. The Finest Steel Made By Blood Elves
B49. Following The Light Of The Stars
B50. Flail Crashing Through The Skull Of An Orc
B51. Fiery Pentagram Beckoning
B52. Solitude In My Fortress
B53. Human Flesh Sopping Beneath My Feet
B54. The Haunted Remains Of An Ancient Castle
B55. Deep Within The Catacombs Of Div-e Sepid
B56. Hunted By The Captives Of The Devilwitch
B57. Sword Encased In Stone Carrying An Ancient Curse
B58. That Which Lurks Within The Waters
B59. The Winds Softly Sings It's Carrion Tune
B60. Red Glow Of The Eldritch Sunrise, The Last Thing I Will See
B61. Her Shield, Forever Stained Crimson
B62. Malevolent Forces At Work
B63. Hooded Figures, Lying Dead Inside Of A Scorched Circle
B64. The Grave Comes For Us All
B65. Petrified By The Rising Sun
B66. Foul Potion Filled With The Morning Dew From The Northside Of A Mountain
B67. Teleporting To A New Location To Launch A Subsequent Spell
B68. Holy Shit I Can't Believe We Got CBN To Do A Split With Us
B69. Conclusion: Light Pollution From Funeral Pyres On Low Hanging Clouds As The Storm Gathers
311 Bygone Tales From The Realm Of Sauron
B70. Introduction: The Disgusting Stench Of Burning Feces That Is Being Prepared To Be Catapulted Into The Castle As The Siege Commences
B71. I Own Guns To Protect Myself From Code Orange Fans
B72. Q Did 3/11
B73. I'm Gonna Fight Lars Ulrich
B74. Dfw Metal Mayhem Is Mad I Made Fun Of D&D, So I'm Gonna Do It Again (D&D Is Dumb)
B75. The Fountain Is A Really, Really, Really Bad Movie
B76. Straight Edge Hardcore Dudes Harm Women And Everyone Ignores It So They Can Keep Playing Mediocre Guitar Riffs
B77. My Favorite Part Of Punk Is The Only Time I Hear From My "Friends" Is When They Want Something From Me
B78. God Forbid, Hardcore Kids Do Anything Aside From Hardcore! What Posers!
B79. Colton From Reanimated Miscarriage Is Going To Come To Texas And Fight Me
B80. How Can I Be A Narcissist When I Look Like This
B81. I Asked If My T-bell Diarrhea Sounded Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals, When It Was Closer To Demilich Vocals
B82. Balding And Fucked
B83. My Life Hasn't Been The Same Since I Got A Gandalf Hat
B84. I'm Gonna Fight Gene Simmons
B85. This Years Tornado Season Will Be The Midwest's Punishment For Egg Punk
B85. Sacrifice Lumpy If You Want To Avert This
B86. Take The Time By Dream Theater
B87. My Dangly Earring Is A Personality Trait Right?
B88. What Is This Venue's Sword Policy?
B89. Dallas Metal Dudes And Their Collective Poop Fetish (The Ballad Of Eatin' Like A Big Fella)
B90. Face It, You're In An Egg Punk Band
B91. If I Wanted An Angry Italian Man To Yell At Me, I Would Go To A Sub Shop Instead Of The Hank Wood Show
B92. Where Does Target Keep Their Noise Tables?
B93. Punk Time Is Dead And It Is Buried In My Back Yard
B94. Being Gaslit For My Hatred Of Raising Caines
B95. Goatmoon Is Just Racist Wintersun
B96. Opeth Is What Would Happen If You Made A Heavy Metal Harry Potter And Also Bad
B97. Unprecedented Levels Of Dipshittery
B98. Infernal Legions Of Mordor, The Pawn Stars Of Noisecore
B99. I'm Gonna Fight Jimmy From Youtube
B100. Playing Hacked Up For Barbeque By Mortician Is Work Appropriate, Right?
B101. I Payed A Guy At A Ren Faire To Roast My Hobbit And Now My Hobbit Won't Go To The Ren Faire
B102. Support Local Business, Especially When They Allow Me To Bring My Sword In
B103. That Guy From Blood Incantation Looks Like A Scifi Writer Driven Insane By The World He's Created
B104. How Many Times Will Bone Sickness Follow And Unfollow Me On Instagram
B105. My Combat Alchemist In The Parking Lot Of An Egg Punk Fest Expelling A Bad Potion
B106. Dallas Grindcore People Telling Us We Need To Play A Longer Set
B107. That Feel When James LeBrie Say "Carpe Diem, Seize The Day"
B108. Razorbumps Is A Rockabilly Band, Prove Me Wrong
B109. Hey, The Firefly Jayne Replica Hat Stays On During Sex Okay???
B110. Ending Friendships Over Catan Trade Embargoes
B111. I'm Into Cynic And Atheist So You Could Say I'm A Bit Of A Jazz Fan
B112. Rick And Morty Shirts Are The New Fedora
B113. Hot Boxing Your Straightedge Friend With CBD
B114. Only Two Whole Years Until The Next Season Of Venture Bros (This Did Not Age Well)
B115. Writing Off A Six Month Sword-Making Apprenticeship As A "Business Expense" On My Taxes
B116. Listen, Not Every Dumb Ass Statement You Make Has To Be A Song Title, And That's The Song Title
B117. Straightedge Noisecore War Commando
B118. Kommand Was Better When They Were Called Hoax
B119. I Now Play This Card To Retain My Virginity
B120. Mountain Dew Where Is My Sponsorship
B121. Shitposting Songtitles From This Lp On Facebook When I'm On The Clock At Work
B122. Without Hesitation I Will Punish You About How And Why You Should Be Watching Venture Bros
B123. "Walk This Way" Is The Worst Fucking Song
B124. A.M.A.S. (All Men Are Simps)
B125. My Friend Ryan's Mullet
B126. Hell Yeah Bruther
B127. Who's The Bigger Nerds, Us Or Vault Dweller?
B128. Going To Ye Olde Pub Instead Of Watching The Bad Local Metalcore Band
B129. Bald Larry Got License Plates That Say "Senpai"
B130. Dystopia Is Skramz For Crusties
B131. I'm Gonna Whup Varg's Tabletop Rpg Playing Ass
B132. Sitting On The Porch Of House Of Tinnitus, Sippin' On Texas Cold Brew With Texas Mike
B133. 8/19/19; The Day Texas Mike Came Home
B134. Cool Beans Let Me Play Cannibal Corpse Over Their P.A.
B135. You Play In A Psych Rock Band (No One Cares About The Stupid Visuals You Have To Accompany Your Boring Music)
B136. Dune Is Better Than Star Wars
B137. The Butt Rock Song
B138. A 12 Gauge Shotgun Full Of Our Lord's Forgiveness
B139. Derik Can Only Harm You If You Know Of Him
B140. Mountain Dew Doesn't Make Your Dick Shrink, I Was Born With A Micropenis
B141. Taking A Mighty Push
B142. Maggot Stomp Got That Pit Viper Sponsorship And That's Too Cool To Rip On
B143. Writing Song Titles At 4:20 Am On Your Day Off Because You're On Some King Shit
B144. Hey 1919 Can I Have My Money Back?
B145. Oh Yes, Piss Off The Warlock
B146. If I Crank The Sharpness And Contrast On My Mediocre Live Concert Photography Everyone Will Love It
B147. Paying Any Amount Of Money For One Of Those Straight Edge Watches Is Fucking Stupid
B148. Getting Asked To Play More "Customer Friendly Music", So I Put Mortiis On
B149. Yes I Am An Admin On Metal Archives, And Yes I Talk To Women
B150. We Shitpost Better Than Cruelster
B151. Someone Once Called Me You Lord Of The Rings Lookin' Ass
B152. Noisecore Is A Better Genre For Straightedge Liberation Than Youth Crew
B153. Who Is This Mans Selling Pornogrind And Polish Extreme Metal Bootleg Tapes To Recycled And Not Me?
B154. Pubic Floss Is My Favorite Ska Band
B155. No Wait, Natural Man Is
B156. I Went To A Noise Show On 9/11 And All I Got Was A Dollar
B157. No You Don't Need A Gun
B158. Tomb Mold Is My New Favorite Hypebeast Streetwear Brand
B159. I'm Really Happy Seth Putnam Is Dead
B160. Its Still Hilarious Josh From Anal Cunt Died Falling Off An Escalator
B161. Tim Morse Got The Shit Kicked Out Of Him
B162. Punks Who Cosplay As Darby Crash In 2020 Are Fucking Stupid
B163. If I Gather All Of Dragon Ball Z On Vhs, Shenron Will Appear To Call Me A Nerd
B164. Derailed Train Full Of Decapitated Oogles
B165. Dumpster Diving For Forbidden Knowledge
B166. I Miss Oil Spill
B167. The Mullet That's Supposed To Save The World
B168. Rest In The Arms Of A Dragon
B169. Death Metal Was A Scam To Sell Longsleeve Shirts
B170. Gun Dudes That Can't Cum Unless Their Wife Named Cindy Is Holding A Glock 7 Gen 3 To Their Bald Spot
B171. Imagine Risking Exposure To Covid-19 To See A Soundcloud Rap Show
B172. Tanking The Success Of My Noise Rock Band By Coming Out In Favor Of Driver's Licenses
B173. The Mans With The Mortician Tramp Stamp Tattoo
B174. Oh God No, Not Another Song Sampling Peter Jackson's Dead Alive
B175. Your Pop Punk Has Breakdowns And Your Browser Is On A Watchlist
B176. None Of Your Gorram Business That I'm Writing A Rutting Noisecore Song About Firefly
B177. Firefly Lasted Longer Than I Do In Bed
B178. Don't Open The Docking Port, You'll Let The Oboe In!!!!!
B179. River Tam Will Kill You With Her Mind
B180. Vhs Collectors Are Chill Ass Bros
B181. The World Would Be A Better Place If Cookout Was A National Chain
B182. You Smell Like You Play In A Grindcore Band
B183. The Ballad Of The Egg Punk Demo Cassette
B184. Simps Pretend To Like Death Metal To Lay Pipe
B185. Your Band Has No Riffs
B186. You Play In A D-Beat Band
B187. Bodybag Darryl
B188. I Was Paid To Take Photos Of An E-Girl, Take That 4chan
B189. Average Time It Takes For People To Stop Caring About An Osdm Worship Band That Came Out On 20 Buck Spin
B190. I, A 45 Year Old Man, Paid $100 To See David Yow Pull Out His Penis, Not To Talk Bad About My President
B191. Amazing How White Drugs Was The Only Good Amrep Band
B192. Remembering When The Drummer Of Skeleton Asked Me If He Should Listen To Obituary
B193. We Bullied Taco Bell Into Bringing Back Potatoes On 311
B194. Ah Yes, Jazz Fusion Covers Of Pokemon Route Themes
B195. Harsh Noise Wall Track Using My Scrapped Brake Shoes
B196. I Don't "Get" Noise Says The Person Who Likes 100 Gecs
B197. Playing Brainbombs At The Function To Weed Out The Weak Friends
B198. Everyone Is "We Love And Support You" Until You Threaten To Castrate Yourself With A Sword Your Friend Found In An Alleyway Next To A Car With A Broke
B199. This Song Is Just An Excuse To Sample Firefly
B200. Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser
B201. "I Miss Going To Shows" Says The Sad Nerd Who Sat Outside During Every Band Smoking American Spirits
B202. If Your Band Sounds Like American Football, I'm Kicking Your Fucking Ass
B203. I Want To Fight People That Wear Suits In Public
B204. Listening To Shadow Gallery To Experience What Dream Theater Would Be Like If They Had A Bass Player
B205. Slint Is Just Korn But For Nerds
B206. Okay, But What If I Said I've Never Actually Read Lord Of The Rings
B207. Effortless Urination Of Bright Yellow Pee-Pee
B208. We're Destroying The Baby Right?
B209. The Darkest Magik
B210. Yautja Is The Funniest Band In Metal, And The Most Handsome
B211. Paying A Sex Worker To Just Cuddle Me, I'm Lonely
B212. My Fetish Is Watching 30-40 Year Old Guys Imitate Steve Albini On Stage In At A Bar In Dallas, I Cum All The Time
B213. Assigned Cowboy At Birth
B214. All Hail Our Dork Lord And Master!
B215. Beware Of Geeks Bearing Gifts
B216. Ancient...Evil...And Hungry
B217. Wizard Metal By The Numbers
B218. A Harmless Giant From A Foreign Land
B219. Survival Of The Thiccest
B220. Sizzler Buffet For The Sexually Deranged
B221. Yer Gonna Feel My Boot
B222. Meat Mountain, Clogging Toilets And Arteries Everywhere
B223. The Eye Of The Shitstorm
B224. HOT GIRLS WITH SWORDS DOT COM
B225. Muffled Sounds Of Gorilla Violence
B226. Looking At Your Dungeon Tan I Can Tell That You're A Fan Of Mortiis
B227. Yeah, I'd Get The Elf Ear Surgery
B228. Keep The Adidas High Tops Free Of Blood Lest Ye Summon The Eldritch God Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
B229. When The Reply Guys Swarm In
B230. I Saw Rusty From Mental Abortion's Dick In Cabin Fever 2
B231. You Play In An HM2-Core Band
B232. Onlyfans But It's Just Chalrles Knowles Whuppin' My Ass
B233. Thundersnow
B234. Rise And False Grind
B235. A Great Wizard, Ripping A Fat Bowl To Steely Dan
B236. Skinhead But Not By Choice
B237. Hanging Out At The Ren Faire With My Fellow Ugly LARPers
B238. Noisecore For The Instagram Clout
B239. Dark Highwayman, Encountered At Dusk Upon His Steed Named Sempai
B240. Remembering When Sawblade Threatened To Strangle Me When I Was 19
B241. Getting Fired From My Job As A DJ At A Bar For Playing The Traci Lords Loves Noise Reissue On Breathing Problem
B242. I Got Cum All Over My Lone Wolf Audio Maggot Stomp Collab Distortion Pedal T-Shirt So I Ordered Another One
B243. Using The Blood On The Eerified Catacomb Cassette To Make A Clone Of U.E. And Have My Own Pet Hypebeast Nekro Black Metal Machine
B244. Making Fun Of Other Bands To Hide My Rage That No One Likes My Band
B245. Smashing Your Head Into A Master Sword Replica After Laughing At How Stupid A New Infernal Legions Of Mordor Song Is
B246. Having Gorenoise Tapes From Breathing Problem Productions Delivered To My Job
B247. Are You Really Vibing Or Are You Just Giving Off Deadly Levels Of Ionizing Radiation?
B248. We All Have Mustaches Now
B249. Mute The Sword
B250. We're Tall, You Aren't
B251. Oh, Great, Another Band With Parker Lawson Doing Vocals
B252. Temporary Secretary By Paul McCartney Started Egg Punk
B253. We Need More Death Metal Distortion Pedals
B254. Matt, "Peavey", Perrin Has A Gun
B255. I Have A VHS Collection Instead Of A Personality
B256. Kinkshaming Someone For Listening To Brainbombs
B257. A Horsedrawn Carriage Full Of Ass
B258. Buzzword Death Metal
B259. Who Do I Have To Make Fun Of At The Dallas Observer To Finally Get Them To Notice Us?
B260. What Isn't Beneath Tom G. Warrior's Beanie
B261. Going To Tennessee To Finally Beat The Shit Out Of Thrashhard08
B262. Infertile Hails
B263. Avantasia Wrote A Power Ballad About Incest
B264. Pickles Strutting His Noisecore Clout With A Trans Am
B265. How Quickly Will Any Of The Guest Performers On This Regret Being On This Tape?
B266. Giant Ass Sword
B267. The Only Way To Escape The Grip Of Longmont Potion Castle Is Death
B268. This Skullet Is A Poor Attempt To Cover This Red Neck
B269. Qui-Gon Epstein
B270. Deadbeat Disrocker Dad
B271. War Metal Gauntlet With A Rail Of Blow
B272. Who Is This Strange Man Who Entered My Keep With A Garment That Reads "RATLORD"
B273. Anal Cunt Song Titles That Unfortunately Live Rent Free In My Head
B274. Bald Larry Correcting Me About The Avantasia Incest Song
B275. Highest Regarded Opinions Of The Tech Death Guitar Player
B276. Black Metal Finsta
B277. Dr. Alican Koc
B278. Thank Fuck The Nerve In This Tooth Finally Died
B279. Consuming My Slain Enemy's Heart For His Courage, His Brain For His Intelligence, And Eating His Ass
B280. Getting Brain Juices All Over My Livestream Blood Incantation Shirt While Getting A COVID Test
B281. You Play In A Perverse Homage Raw Black Metal Band
B282. There Is A Box In The Back Of My Bedroom Closet With Dollar Signs Drawn All Over It With Nothing But Mark Winter Demos In It
B283. A Trashbag Full Of Blow To Be Delivered To The War Metal Band
B284. We're All Poseurs (Especially You)
B285. Allegiance Formed With Mountain Of Smoke In The Realms Of Meatcraft
B286. Dick Armor
B287. Fully Erect Alchemist
B288. Your Aluminum Guitar Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
B289. My Ass Is A Furnace
B290. O Thank Thee, Guardian Of Metal
B291. You Listen To Discharge
B292. A Goblin Swinging A Sack Full Of Quarters
B293. Great Another Smelly Asshole Who Thinks Video Violence Is A Good Movie Telling Me That Hereditary Sucks
B294. Charles Entertainment Knowles, Top Fan
B295. You Play Math Rock (And You Suck At It Too)
B296. You Told Me 'Look Man, I Put Out Records And Tour' But You Still Can't Write A Riff
B297. Getting Targeted Ads For The Thicc AT&T Girl
B298. Razor Girl From Brutal Legend Based Sexual Fantasy
B299. If You’re Looking For Riffs In Contemporary Music And You Listen To Punk, I Have Bad News For You
B300. You Listen To Death Metal (And You Smell Like It Too)
B301. I Got A Friend Request From The Guitarist Of Devourment
B302. You Listen To Opeth
B303. Hanging Out In The Alley Behind J&J's With A Bunch Of Stupid Fucking Metalheads Listening To Celtic Frost
B304. Crust Fund Kids Saying They "Don't Even Like Money!" All The Way To Their Parent's Bank
B305. Having To Wear A Diaper When You Listen To Disembowelment Because You Keep Shitting Yourself
B306. Telling Pantera Fans The South Won't Rise Again
B307. My Wizard Hat, Taking To The Wind, Revealing My Bald Spot To The World
B308. I Have My Very Own Lime Scooter And A Sword, Fear My Whimsy
B309. Hitting The Character Limit On Bandcamp Song Titles
B310. Derik The Hobbit
B311. Imagine, If You Will, Rick Wakeman Wearing A Cape
B312. It Smells Like Loneliness In Here
B313. Explaining Anal Cunt To My Boss
B314. If You Enjoyed Watching The Movie Martyrs, You Are A Bad Person
B315. In Other News I Made A Noise Musician Mad On Twitter
B316. This Isn't An Elf Cosplay, I Just Look Like This
B317. The Only Time Anyone Cares About When You Pick Up An Instrument Is When You're Playing Cover Songs
B318. The Reviews Are In
B319. I Am A Late Game Boss That Is Hinted At For Two Thirds Of The Game That Has A Rare One Of One Loot Drop
B320. Matt "Peavey" Perrin Demands To Be Sponsored
B321. I Can't Believe Sleep Made A Career Off Of Ripping Off Sweet Leaf
B322. Fremen For Vengeance
B323. How Many Of Those Facebook Likes Did Your Band Have To Buy?
B324. Being A Gatekeeper Fucking Rules
B325. Starving For A Thirst Trap
B326. Oh Good, The Blood Funnel
B327. At Night, My Eldritch Supercomputer Crawls Under The Covers For Warmth
B328. Selling My Punk Demos Before The Hype Dies Down And Getting Premium Prices On Discogs
B329. You Listen To Iced Earth
B330. Sometimes I Just Re-Read This List Of Song Titles, Not For Fun, But Because I Have Very Little Going On In My Life
B331. Fancy Delights Ov The Void
B332. Someone Stop Oyabun666 From Listing Every Punk Bandcamp Release on Discogs, No One Cares
B333. Frozen Soul Weightlifting In Eternal Champion Merch
B334. The Eldritch And Horrifying Mating Calls Of The Denizens Of 'Dega
B335. The Lasting Legacy Of The Aughts Punk Band That Put Out a Demo, An EP And Only Played Fests
B336. For Some Fucking Reason, I HAVE To Be THE Most Metal Person At this Estate Sale
B337. Watching The Incel Uprising Tank The Stock Market
B338. Another Song Where We Use Our Favorite Word, Eldritch, In The Title
B339. You Play A PRS
B340. Pounding Beers With The Goblin
B341. Christopher Lee If You Are Out There And Can Hear Me: Please Haunt Me
B342. Keep Your Mage Hand Strong
B343. No One Asked Steven Wilson For Those Remixes
B344. Hypnotized By ANTIFA Temptresses
B345. Deep Within The Eternal Chambers Of The Pizza Dungeon
B346. Unfriending Me On Facebook Won't Make Folk Punk Good
B347. I'm Gonna Fight Froggy Fresh
B348. Another Song To Flex Our Obscure Horror Knowledge By Sampling Bloodsuckers From Outer Space
B349. Punk Goes...Country
B350. It's Always Sunn O))) In Philadelphia
B351. Fear Is The Painkiller
B352. We're Available On I Heart Radio
B353. You Listen To Comfy Synth
B354. Asking The Owner Of Recycled Permission To (Continue To) Haunt Recycled When I Die
B355. Sick Caveman Riffs
B356. I Would Die 1000 Deaths For Texas Michael, Esq
B357. Don't You Hate It When Assholes Break The Magickal Blood Seal
B358. I Spit On Your Graveland
B359. I Am Not Pausing Neil Young To Listen To This
B360. Givin' Them Ghosts A Show
B361. You Play In A Youth Crew Band
B362. True Black Metal
B363. Your Grandma Doesn't Need To Die Because You Couldn't Wait To See Ruptured Goat Anus Gurgle About Sexual Assault
B364. Are You Aware Of The Power Of Shadows?
B365. Keep Your Blade Held Aloft
B366. I Screamed These Vocals Into A Sword
B367. Livin' La Vida Don Vito
B368. Cockblocked By A Self Proclaimed Shaman
B369. You're Bleeding And I'm Tired
B370. You Listen To 80's Yes
B371. We Are Three Hundred And Three Songs In, Take A Break, You've Earned It Weary Traveler, You Are Almost There.
B372. (Where Did) N.T.S.B. Fuckin' Go
B373. Automatically Spawned With Blade In Hand
B374. Townie Punks Fuck Off
B375. Oh Man, Your True Crime And Bondage Themed Power Electronics Bands Must Get You All The Girls Huh Champ?
B376. Anything Is A Musical Instrument If You Tape A Contact Mic To It, Duh
B377. Not To Get Political Or Anything But Absurd Fucking Sucks
B378. Wow, I Really Can't Believe You Have Listened To This Whole Fucking Thing. Whatever Sinks Your Ship
B379. Amber Is The Colour Of My Anime / The Closing Ceremonies
You Will Never Be Top Fan
C1. You Will Never Be Top Fan
Split With Lip Cream (AKA Songs About How Much I Think Cottagecore Is False & Noisecore Is The Truth)
C2. 69 Songs
Supplementary Nekro Symphonies Absconded From The Cadaver Of Ildjarn
C3. Crimson Flood Spewing From The Ruptured Acne Vagarous
C4. Ascertain Thineself A Berth With A Duvet Cover, Cease The Playing Of The Emo Phonographs, Then, Perhaps A Female Will Give You Audience, You Fetid Wea
C5. Foul Enchantress Extracting Seminal Fluids From My Gargantuan Rod For Diabolical Sorcery Conducted In The Abhorrent Crepuscule
C6. False Individuals Claiming To Be Eldritch And Outlandish, Despite Their Output Being Middling At Best
C7. As An Administrator On Encyclopedia Metallum; The Metal Archives, My Very Own Conjecture On The Stylings Of Alternative Music Are Unerring
C8. The Trepidation Concerning My Own Demise At The Metacarpals Of A Fluid Soaked Punchinello
C9. Fred Durst Is An Improved Rebellious Songwriter Than Any Of You Leather Clad Punks
C10. Gamers Sit Down
C11. Nocturnal Emissions Originating In A Carnal Hallucination Enmeshed With Visions Of Matt Berry As The Personification Of Jackie Daytona Slapping My Ham
C12. Blissful Passage From This Macabre Simulation Into The Realm Beyond, Which Is Entirely Populated With Buxom Mistresses Armed With The Most Exceptional
C13. The Fragrance Of The Most Splendid Spaghetti Emanating From The Wretched Taco Bell Excrement Issued From My Bulbous Anus
69 Ways To Ruin Your Life: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 2
C14. Bat With A Nail In It
C15. You Can Drive My Truck, Just Don't Touch My Stereo
C16. Revisiting An Old Idea: George W Bush Garfield Drawing
C17. Marco Polo But Instead Of Saying Marco / Polo You Say Scully / Mulder And You Both Close Your Eyes And Run Around In Circles In A Cornfield.
C18. Buy A Motorcycle On Credit
C19. What’s The Deal With Wine??? What’s Wrong With A Nice Can Of Piss??
C20. Brainbombs But Kermit Voice
C21. Seeking Elopement Dot Com
C22. Golden Hour Is The Best Hour To Get Drunk While Pretending To Read A Book By The Window
C23. Life Is A Three Way Switch For Me.
C24. The Settings Are "I Want To Die", "I Want To Do Something Stupid", And "I Feel Like God".
C25. Next To The Switch Is A Gas Pedal And It's Just Duct Taped Down
C26. A Picture Is Worth One Thousand Words But Getty Images Will Only Accept $USD
C27. Sitting Outside The Walmart That Banned Me In My Car, Exile On Main St Blasting, Crying... All These Deals Passing Me
C28. What If I Hit A Couple Dingers
C29. Never Trust A Smiling Cat
C30. Big Fan Of The Irish Goodbye, Sometimes You've Just Gotta Wander Off
C31. Face / Off Porn Parody Called Jerk / Off
C32. Had A Dream I Went To The Jungle To Die
C33. My Job At The Chocolate Factory Is To Contaminate Everything With Nuts
C34. No Matter How Far An Ass May Travel, He Will Not Return Home A Horse! Amen
C35. Mads Mikkelsen Teaches You How To Tie Your Shoes Asmr
C36. New Meme Style: You Print It Out And Take A Photo Of Yourself Holding It. You Become The Meme.
C37. New Yolk
C38. So A Cop's Horse Can Shit In The Street But When I Try To It's All Like "You're Under Arrest And I'm Disgusted With You"??
C39. Wilem Dafoe Mode
C40. Can You Make Me Look Like David Koresh?
C41. My Hair Is So Fucked And Curly Rn I Look Like David Koresh
C42. I Need A Robot To Give Me A Haircut
C43. What If You Also Went To A Barber To Trim Your Pubic Hair
C44. On My Hands And Knees Behind A Running Car Rabidly Huffing The Fumes
C45. Busting In My Camo Pants.
C46. His App Has Got Me In A Trance.
C47. Makes Me Do A Dance.
C48. Look At Me Prance.
C49. I Love Romance.
C50. Take My Payment In Advance.
C51. God I Love The Internet
C52. I Actually Wrote True Detective Season 1, That Other Guy Took It From Me
C53. Life's Hard But I'm Not (I'm Flaccid Rn)
C54. Hell Yeah I'm A Member Of The Iron Workers Union, I Lay Pipe!!
C55. If I Die In A Freak Accident Delete My Drafts
C56. Lifting Dumbbells In Front Of A Banks Front Doors - No One Is Going To Fucking Bank Today
C57. What Do You Mean I'm Under Arrest?? This Is A Heat (1995) Cosplay Outfit!
C58. British Yoda
C59. Waging A War Against My Central Nervous System Today By Lifting Heavy Weights
C60. If You Try To Surprise Me After 8pm I Hope You Like Being Struck With Force
C61. Sun's Going Down So Put On Neil And Put That Fly Fishing Rod Away
C62. Socially Distanced Blowjob
C63. The First Title Is About The Sexuality Of The Free Market.
C64. Wish I Could Just Wear Coveralls All Day And Hangout In A Studio Fucking Around
C65. Leave The Gun, Take The Ravioli
C66. Hot Dog Stand But They Sell Expensive Stationary (No Hot Dogs)
C67. The Doors But They're Polish
C68. Keanu Sex Scene In Cyberpunk Was A Letdown - No Hog Visible.
C69. I'm Sick And I Have A Bad Case Of The Farts
C70. A Penis Is Like A Small T-shirt Cannon
C71. Hey Yeah Can I Get An Xfile?
C72. Jeff Dunham And Ray Romano Hold Guns To Each Others Heads
C73. Official Brainbombs Etsy
C74. Us Soldier Captured By Enemy And Forced To Eat Papa John's Pizza
C75. Proof About The Pyramids If Anyone's Interested In How They Were Built
C76. This Is A Posting Spree And I Will Not Be Stopped
C77. Catholic School Teacher Wearing A Burzum Shirt
C78. I'm In The Yard Listening To Undergang, Smashing Rocks With A Hammer.
C79. I Need Someone To Take Me To The Hospital Asap
C80. I'm Shadowbanned From Krate For Rating An Oasis Album 1 Star
C81. Please Send Gold
C82. This One's For You (Whoever's Reading This): Keep It Up, I Believe In You!
8000 Song EP
C83. 8000 Songs
77 Myths Of Venerable Magik
C84. Introduction: Gathering Around The Light Of The Fire As The Unearthly And Benevolent Spirits Of The Forest Join Us In This Magik Night
C85. My Elf Ears Melted In My Car
C86. Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
C87. At The Risk Of Taking A Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is A Very Bad Band
C88. Getting Frostbite During The Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
C89. Don't Tempt Me Frodo!
C90. Awaken Me When The Time Is Appropriate To Listen To Type O Negative
C91. Venom Enema
C92. The Frozen One Awaits
C93. Beefcakes Without Borders
C94. Nothing More Punk Than A Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
C95. The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered In The Tongues Of The Old Ones By My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
C96. Mamma's Selling A Line 6
C97. Professor Snape, The World's Favorite Incel
C98. The Gate Of No Return
C99. The Noise Gate Of No Return
C100. My Former Life As A Poser
C101. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
C102. Diesel Boner
C103. Really, How Long Does It Take To Test A Fucking Compression Pedal??
C104. Tormented And Coerced Into Performing A Live Ritual By An Eldritch Forest Spirit, A Pair Of Ghouls And A Weeb
C105. How Can I Be Punk When I Have A Severe Skin Allergy To Nickel
C106. Freebasing Cringe
C107. I Wish My Life Had More Of A Thulean Perspective
C108. Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning In Hell
C109. Catfishing Viper
C110. Cognitive Ball Therapy
C111. Researching The Legality Of Cannibalism
C112. Entering And Leaving The Garage Waiting For The Random Encounter Peavey To Spawn
C113. Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City
C114. Cursed To Listen To Untold Hours Of King Crimson In The Lair Of Count Progula
C115. Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?"
C116. Buying A Gun From The Drummer Of Savatage
C117. Having A Random Encounter With Lord Wurm In Recycled, To Have Him Babble Something Insane And Give You An S Rank Quest
C118. Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
C119. Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
C120. Wolves In The Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2)
C121. Being A Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning The Cum Out Of The Grooves On Your Meat Shits Records
C122. The Worst Part Of Being An Nsbm Fan (Other Than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having To Pretend That Absurd Is A Good Band
C123. Like A Macabre Rail Of Silly String A Footlong Cord Of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus
C124. And On That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
C125. Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young
C126. Becoming A Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else To Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
C127. You'll Cowards Won't Even Play In Standard Tuning
C128. Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play An Open E)
C129. Ancient Sword Of The Meth King
C130. I'm Going To Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, And I Will Win
C131. Successfully Cyberbullied A Child
C132. Save A Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
C133. Do You Believe In Magick (Spelled With A "K")?
C134. Aerosmith By Choice
C135. Another Wampyric And Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like The Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
C136. That Mountain Goats Song About A Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat
C137. Jackhammer Dildo
C138. Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me A Desirable Person And Fun To Talk To At Parties
C139. An Onslaught Of Rotting Monkeys
C140. Giving My Album Art The Color Palette Of Black, White And Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What The Goat Wasn't Enough Of A Giveaway?)
C141. Wretched Crotchspawn Of A Belligerent Oogle
C142. Larry Is Bald
C143. Cum Ghost
C144. The House That Beef Built
C145. Time To Start Bullying NFT Artists
C146. Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
C147. A Snake With A Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
C148. I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
C149. A Group Of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred To As A "Pawn Shop"
C150. Honor Guard Of Black Kittens Guide Me As I Carry This Pile Of Bones Home
C151. If You Feel Your Rectum Begin To Leak Feel Free To Challenge Me To A Battle Of Intellects On Facebook
C152. Eno-Pilled
Morgan's Song
C153. Morgan's Song
Spells From Deep Below
C154. An Ode To All The Small Creatures Of The Night (And Their Mystic Weapons)
C155. 2nd Split In A Year With A Garry Brents Band, Epic
Frozen Soul Left The Damn Air Conditioner On Again
C156. Frozen Soul Left The Damn Air Conditioner On Again
Stop Asking Us To Do This :Alive From Andrew's Tavern June 23rd, 2023:
C157. Gary's March / I Hench For No Man
C158. Sudden And Total Loss Of Shpadoinkle
C159. The Wild And Severe Psychosis Of The Blonde Brother
C160. Sip-Sip-Sipiin' On That Sweet Wine In Charles Brown's Pocket
C161. The Reviews Are In
C162. Listen To Your Albino Sidekick
C163. Murdering Glam Rock Legends
C164. Once In High School I Got Dosed With Psychedelics And I Loved Pizza
C165. Fred Durst Is An Improved Rebellious Songwriter Than Any Of You Leather Clad Punks
Harsh Legions Wall
C166. 148 Songs About Getting Lost In The Misty Woods
You Aren't Good Enough: Unreleased Compilation Tracks
C167. Cheese Crimes
C168. Why Yes, My Dick Is Fucking Small
Fuck You Buddy
C169. The Night We Whupped Two Knight's Ass
C179. Rushing To The Defense Of Hypebeast Death Metal Bands
VHSuck My Dick
D1. Introduction; The Season Of The Witch
D2. Bitten By The Sumatran Rat Monkey
D3. Chainsawed Through Your Rotten Jaw
D4. Torn Apart For The Reason Of Reanimation
D5. It's Not Over Until The Bloodsoaked Teenager Says It Is
D6. Alien Force Possessing Farmers To Insatiable Bloodlust
D7. Cooler Full Of Unearthly Abominations Hungry For Flesh
D8. The Eye Is The Window To The Gory Pits Of Hell
D9. Haunted House Strewn With Frat Boy Guts
D10. Resurrection Of The Muldoon Man
D11. Midas Touch Of Rapid Decomposition
D12. Wendigo's Chilli Con Carnival
D13. Shengar's Legion Of The Living Dead
D14. Stop Killing The Dead, The Living Deserve It
D15. Gutted By A T-Rex
D16. Too Healthy To Live
D17. Ripped From The Womb
D18. Great Value Midwestern Zombies
D19. Shetaar Goddess Of Gore And The Night
D20. The Worst Person On Earth
D21. Chained To A Tree And Snot Running Free
D22. Cult Of Gay Cannibals
D23. Psychedelic Brain Slug
D24. Following The Chunks Of A Dying Frat Boy To A Fistfull Of Buckshot
D25. The Horror Nerd Saves The Day
D26. Through The Silver Screen, Mutating Right In Front Of You
D27. Beware Of Posh British Werewolves
D28. Spirits Of The Sand
D29. Cursed Valley Of The Devilwitch
D30. Aligned Deaths, Vengeance From Beyond
D31. Great Value George Romero
D32. Western Showdown, With Vampires And A Truck
D33. Valley Girls At The End Of The World
D34. Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 1
D35. Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 2
D36. Ringworm Infested Hillfolk Consumed By A Boar
D37. Surprisingly Tasteful Movie Being Sampled On This EP
D38. Split Up The Middle By Slugman
D39. Condemnation Of The Righteous And Sinners Alike
D40. The Slippery Rich Eat The Poor
D41. From The Future To Murder The Past (Not About The Terminator)
D42. The Wise Words Of The Tobacco Man
D43. Two Ways To Half A Boomer
D44. Nicholas Cage Drug Fueled Fury
D45. Necrophiliac At The Micmac Burial Ground
D46. Where's My Hug At?
D47. The Sample Is The Only Good Part Of This Dogshit Slasher
D48. The Bloodsoaked Girl That Escaped From Patrick Stewart's Brain
D49. The Sign Is Warning You
D50. The Line That Defined Tom Atkins' Career
D51. Snakehand And Its Penchant For The Human Jaw
D52. Mom Can We Stop And Get Evil Dead? No We Have Evil Dead At Home. Evil Dead At Home.
D53. The Ravings Of The Gemini Killer
D54. Reasons To Be Wary Of Goths
D55. Satanic Grandmothers Disembowel Their Worthless Family
D56. There Were Slugs In This Shot Of Malort
D57. Not In Front Of The Mutants!
D58. Shimmering Goo That Eats You!
D59. They Brought Back The Star To Explode
D60. Little Shit Becomes An Assistant Serial Killer
D61. Fleshprison Of Inter Galactic Serial Killer
D62. Aging Beauty Pays The Price Of Pride And Vanity
D63. Melting Chunks Of Hobo
D64. Degenerate Yelling Teenagers
D65. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Meets The Terminator
D66. Texan, Southern Fried Henry
D67. The Most Obvious Sample From This Alarmingly Horny Movie
D68. Alien Hacked To Pieces By Oscar Award Winning Director
D69. Outro; Return Of The Witch
69 Tabs Of Porn Open On My Crystal Orb
D70. The Ritual Is Underway
D71. Good Boy Versus The Ace Hardware
D72. I REDACTED Robert Dethrage With My Rainbow Painted AR-15
D73. Bald Larry Suggesting We Make A NFT, Fuck Him
D74. John Petrucci Is Confused About The Distinct Lack Of Female Dream Theater Fans
D75. Liking Bolt Thrower Doesn't Automatically Mean I'm A Nerd And Like Warhammer Does It?
D76. You Smell Like Salami
D77. Making An Sov Movie To Finally Be Made Fun Of By Colton From Rm
D78. Slicing A Bigger Asshole With A Scythe
D79. Truck Full Of Bubbas
D80. The Wound Planet Has An Asteroid Belt
D81. If You Meet Danny Conrad, At Tom's Daqueri, He Will Show You Where The Treasure Is
D82. You Have Sideburns
D83. Can I Buy Coffee In Denton, Texas (Ethically)
D84. God I Can't Believe People Are Still Doing The Thing I Don't Like
D85. Aggressive Stargazing
D86. Those Crystals Won't Remove Your Curse, They're Time Travel Crystals
D87. Poisoning A Psychic Vampire
D88. Hank Hill Stole My Sword
D89. You Are A DJ
D90. Goblin Taxidermy
D91. Forbidden Elf Glizzy
D92. So Where Are The Penis Enlargement Crystals?
D93. I Can See That Hot Sauce Senior Didn't Teach You Any Manors
D94. Please Take The Hook Off Before Sex
D95. Seance With An A.I.
D96. Extinction Level Event At Anime Expo
D97. I Threw The Dead Rat At Full Of Hell
D98. Setting The Vibe By Playing Needle Exchange's 2018 Classic, "Kill Them All With Fentanyl"
D99. I Don't Care For The Government But I Do Believe In Mandatory Background Checks For Selling Punks Chorus Pedals
D100. I'm Not A Necrophile, I'm A Necromancer
D101. Matt "Peavey" Perrin Luring You Into His Lair To Feed You Braums And Force You To Watch Shit That Fucks
D102. Ruptured Goat Anus Wants To Do A Split With Us (We're Good)
D103. Please Stop Asking Us To Play Shows
D104. You Play In Deep Ellum
D105. Black Magick: The NSBM Of Wizardry
D106. Encountering A Witch In Winco, Accepting The Crystal Gift And Immediately Shitting Myself
D107. Mountain Dew Caudron
D108. Charles Fucking Knowles II: Shred Season
D109. You Eat At Whataburger
D110. They Say There's Magick In The Air
D111. Asking A Telemarketer If They “Fear Death Yet Also Long For It?”
D112. Hardcore Kids Playing Death Metal
D113. Orb To Ponder In One Hand, Shotgun In The Other
D114. Chekhov's Battle Axe
D115. State Sanctioned Furries
D116. Department Of Defense Spiritual Warrior Contractor
D117. Hey, I Know That We Stole A Disfigured Corpse From The Morgue
D118. Then We Brought It To A Cemetery To Perform A Satanic Ritual On It Beneath The Full Moon
D119. But We're Now In This Abandoned Mansion Where We Found A Satanic Spell Book
D120. So Don't Tell Me You're "Too Creeped Out" To Have Sex Here?
D121. Psychic War Draft Dodger
D122. Ruining Dylan From Full Of Hell's Career By Making Him Guest On Our Tapes
D123. Reanimated Miscarriage The Youth Attack Of Noisecore
D124. Elevator Music For Evil Gnomes
D125. Dad Wanted A Football Stud, He Got A Sorcerer
D126. Bringing My Eight String Guitar On My Date And Playing Meshuggah Riffs Is A Real Panty Dropper
D127. Mom Took My Sword Away
D128. Noisecore Money
D129. You Watch Obscure Horror Movies
D130. Kill A Cop, Better Crops
D131. You've Got No Friends So You Might As Well Start A Dungeon Synth Project
D132. You Keep Asking Trans Siberian Orchestra To Play Savatage Songs
D133. Lloyd Kaufman Made Fun Of Me For Collecting VHS
D134. She Totally Crawled Out Of That New Hole
D135. I Bled On A Keyboard And Fried It
D136. Vampyryc Scyences
D137. You Modify Your Orders At Taco Bell
D138. The Battel Rages On
Ambient Selections
E1. Calm & Ethereal Morning
E2. True Black Metal
E3. Take A Rest
E4. Eno Pilled
E5. Castle Siege
E6. Drone Ov Battel
E7. Gathering Around The Campfire - 说明:
- Complete Recorded discography cassette boxed set, one copy was made, sold at Infernal Legions of Mordor's performance with Thou 10/8/24. Came with a zine with full track listing and credits.
"Thank you to everyone who has for a reason or another supported this dumpster fire of a band." - 现在购买:
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