1. I Trapped My Dick In A Zipper And Discovered The True Meaning Of Pain 2. Stop Fucking The Soda Can 3. Fuck Celery That Shit Suck All My Homies Eat Carrot 4. I Own Real Instruments, Why Don't I Fucking Play Them? [I Also Have Other Projects I've Basically Abandoned To Make A Made Up Genre] 5. At Some Point These Songs Need To Start Getting Longer 6. They Won't
